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I Think I’m Haunted

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I have gotten three calls over the last week that went to message. On the last message I finally learned that it was Dr. Casey’s office calling. I called Dr. Casey’s office to tell them I was not a patient of Dr. Casey, never had been, and didn’t think I would be. They couldn’t find my name in their computer system to delete it from the automatic call. They said if I received any more calls, to...

Sayisms™, a Laugh, a Smile, Who Knows?

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A Thought or Two 11/17/17 Southern Sage Sayisms It’s not the fact you finally climbed that mountain.  It’s that you can now look down it to find out the mistakes you made along the way, and won’t have to repeat the same ones again. Be kind, even if you don’t feel like it. It’s much more fun than being a lousy person. In my writings I have always found regardless of who the person is or what...

Pot-Bellied Stove

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I never could write as well as Lewis Grizzard. That didn’t prevent me from trying. One of the best Ameribilia I ever ran into was the old country store, especially in the winter time. The pot-bellied stove in the middle of the floor, too hot if you sat five feet away, about right at ten feet. That was your front side. Your back side had to hope the emanating heat somehow circled behind you, which...

Observations of Life on St. Patrick’s Day

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Been out looking for leprechauns today. Haven’t seen any yet. Am I ready to declare there are no leprechauns? Not me. You do it. Checking out at Publix with our groceries. Lady behind me was pulling her skirt around. Never had seen such a shift. The front of her skirt must have been in the back. Nice looking lady. Fumbled around with my money waiting for her skirt to fall off. It didn’t. Just...

A Little Exercise

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Me and my cancer weren’t getting along too good together. When my daughter and son-in-law stopped by to inquire about it, my son-in-law said it wasn’t a cure, but exercise might help me. My son-in-law takes the YMCA seriously. I mean he takes advantage of their exercise equipment like nobody else I know. Of course before he even gets to the exercise equipment, he stops and pulls the entrance door...

What Do You Get for $60,000+ per Year at Brown University?

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You get a faculty who is paid while they vote to change Columbus Day to “Indigenous People’s Day.” What is Indigenous People’s Day”? I have no idea. Let’s consult good old Webster. Indigenous—1. Living or occurring naturally in a specific area or environment: NATIVE. 2. Intrinsic: innate. Well, that clears that up. I imagine of the 6,300+ undergrad students, the 2,200+ grad students, and the 500...